Fred begins his theatre show by admitting he doesn’t know. But in fact, he does know; in fact, he knows it all very clearly. He knows exactly what his ideal man should be like. As he puts it: you have to set the bar high and not put yourself on sale. With his search for this ideal man, he takes the audience along in his experiences, thoughts, and anecdotes. After this evening, you will never order a pizza normally again, you will see your shower drain differently, and you will sign up for a harmonica course.